Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Don't Let Them Live in Your Head Today

Everybody knew that the TOFF was going to win the Iowa caucuses. There wasn't any doubt about that. Anyone on the news who spends more than thirty seconds (OK, two minutes) on that story is a moron.

Don't join them.

It's his party. It's his cult. If you want to save this country, you know what you have to do.

(Also, the rest of us can get back to not giving a fuck about Iowa.)

3 comments:

dan gerene said...

Our local TV news stations, especially the Fox one, were acting surprised that he won in a landslide (51%). Even CNN jumped on that bandwagon, but I don't think they are as far left as the RWNJ commenters like to claim.

Comrade Misfit said...

A landslide of the less than 15% of registered Republicans who bothered to show up. Maybe 50,000 people statewide.

Color me “unimpressed”.

Sikhandtake Rakhuvar said...

As many commentators have noted, the interesting bit here is that 49% did NOT want Trump. The weather was reportedly bad, so the attendees were presumably *really* intent on making their view known.

If that holds throughout the GOP in November, it is possible that an election-losing proportion of them will stay home, vote for a third party, or (probably not many) vote for Biden.