Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

The BONE!

4 comments:

Glypto Dropem said...

I only saw a B-1B in flight once. I was at the Eastern States Exposition right after 9-11. All commercial air travel was still suspended. I was used to the sound of the C-5's out of Westover and F-15's out of Barnes, but this was an unfamiliar sound. I looked up and saw the B-1B flying directly overhead at a couple thousand feet. It made me happy to know the "some people that did something" were about to get bombed into oblivion.

CenterPuke88 said...

B-1’s off Dyess used to lose an engine all the time on the way out to training areas in the West. It wasn’t a big deal, they could still do their mission, but if they reported it, the crash crews had to roll immediately and sit waiting for hours till they were coming back. So they’d report the engine loss to ATC only if another gave up or they were within 30 minutes of landing.

Old NFO said...

An airplane that is STILL looking for a mission... And noisy!!!

Comrade Misfit said...

Old NFO, after they're all retired, the BUFF will be flying on.