Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

More Tinfoil Hearings From the Party of Q.

The U.S. is concealing a longstanding program that retrieves and reverse engineers unidentified flying objects, a former Air Force intelligence officer testified Wednesday to Congress. The Pentagon has denied his claims.
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Grusch said he was asked in 2019 by the head of a government task force on UAPs to identify all highly classified programs relating to the task force’s mission. At the time, Grusch was detailed to the National Reconnaissance Office, the agency that operates U.S. spy satellites.

I smell bullshit. In part, because if there is some seriously sentitive work to be done, they're not giving it to some damn major who comes across as a guy who was shoved into a corner to wait out his twenty.

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Cooking up another other to hate, as if those people don't have enough others to hate right here on Earth ...

dan gerene said...

They got the proof. Years ago they found a crashed UFO that was in a deserted area. It was made of a mysterious kind of very lightweight material with a definite grain pattern. They outer skin was also a lightweight material similar to what we wrap some gifts. It is powered by a small device that had Cox engraved on the side and fueled by an unknown substance. The pilot was in it and was only 4 inches tall but was petrified from his years in the desert.

seafury said...

You had me when you said the individual was a major. Now if you had said the E-4 mafia was involved....

Spud said...

Hell fire , they still won't disclose all that is known about JFK's assassination. Likely because it would bring down the very same institutions which the MAGA's whish to destroy...
We cannot handle truth in our country it seems.
One side or the other will object to protect their guy or cause.

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't know if MAGA has anything to do with it. The TOFF had the chance to declassify everything about the assassination.