Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 6, 2023

Musk is A Scum-Sucking Douchebag, Right to His Core

Twitter requires ex-employees to go into arbitration. Which Twitter now is refusing to pay for.

I don't much care dor Commander Data's love child, but I wish him well with his new competitor to Musk's Blue Bird of Despair.

When one considers what a fucking pile of steaming dogshit Musk has made of Twitter, I have to wonder why in the name of (insert name of your Dear and Fluffy Lord here) anyne would consider flying in one of his spaceships or buying one of his cars.

6 comments:

Eck! said...

Like my twitter account I'll create one and forget it
just to lock the name from false owner.


Eck!

Ten Bears said...

I know that we're the only ones in the world that matter, but Twitter has been a major force force for free speech in authoritarian regimes around the world. Putin and Xi come to mind, both of whom are smiling right now. The inconvenience to twits here is really rather minor in magnitude ...

Leo Knight said...

Perhaps this is why he has bodyguards accompany him to the bathroom.

Comrade Misfit said...

Ten Bears, given that Tesla has a plant in China, that'll last until the Xi regime puts pressure on Musk to crack down on Chinese dissidents on Twitter.

dinthebeast said...

The damn fool said that he thinks only parents should be able to vote. I hope he backs off of the "no viewing Twitter without an account" thing because I read the feeds of some people I respect and admire, but I am unlikely to get an account to regain that access. Ad money will probably make that happen, but when?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

That's my point, Cap'n, with twitter failing the dissidents lose a communications network. That's what makes it a bigger deal than local twits' inconvenience, to the delight of dictators and would be dictators around the world Tarmac Tarzan has effectively shut down dissent ...