Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 16, 2023

Battling Conspiracy Theorists

So someone I know told me that Hillary Clinton murdered three people.

I replied that I hadn't heard that, but that Trump used to run cocaine into Atlantic City with his yacht in the '80s.

When asked who told me that, I said: "Oh, you know. Some guy."

One piece of madeup bullshit is as valid as any other.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

The flaw in that ointment, Cap't, is he did run cocaine into Atlantic City with his yacht in the '80s. Got hushed up by the city, endangering the gambling tax revenues that never got paid.

Eck! said...

I heard it was transported in the wheel wells of the trump-jet...
I kept forgetting the yacht, always thought it was dock locked
aka welded to the pier).

They are fun to bait. Sumdude tole me dat.

I always remember if their are telling a story, that is not true,
its really something they or the presumed pen of lies organization
actually did.


Eck!

Grey Wolf said...

That's hilarious!

Good on you.