Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 20, 2021

Henri: This Could Be “Interesting”.

Hurricane Henri:

The forecasted track keeps drifting to the west. If you're in eastern MA, RI, southeast CT, southeast NH or coastal ME, start battening your shit down.

If you're to the west of that, stay frosty in case Henri shifts westward.

4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...: Where do you get your storm track maps?; 8/20/2021 2:48 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html; 8/20/2021 3:29 PM
Stewart Dean said...: Finest kind...as they say down East...; 8/20/2021 5:52 PM
Ten Bears said...: If the winter storms out of the east are "Nor'easters" is this a Sou'easter?

I haven't lived out here long enough to comment on the weather, but this sure don't seem normal. Little early, little far north, but ... I can't say. Maybe the Gulf Stream is collapsing?; 8/21/2021 2:48 AM