Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Heil Hail the Wehrmacht, I Mean the Bundeswehr....

Germany has recalled a platoon from a Nato mission in Lithuania after reports emerged of troops engaging in racist and anti-Semitic behaviour, as well as sexual assault.

Acting like assholes is really a slick move in a country that still remembers being invaded by the assholes' grandathers.

3 comments:

Borepatch said...

Extra CRAZY style points for the Tom Lehrer reference

Comrade Misfit said...

For those who didn't get the Tom Lehrer reference.

(Keep in mind that, when he sang that song, the war had been over for maybe 20 years.)

w3ski said...

My Dad made sure both I and my sister heard Tom Lehrer, even if we were a bit young at the time.
w3ski