Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

As Our Angry Toddler-in-Chief Keeps Throwing Hissy Fits, the Pandemic Worsens

If you thought things were bad five days ago, when we went over a hundred thousand new cases a day, well, guess what:

Things have gotten worse.


But Trump cannot spend a moment of his time on the pandemic. He's instead rage-tweeting and filing baseless lawsuits and trying to come up with ways to rig things so that he can seize power.

Yes, things are going to get worse. Nobody in any position of authority at the Federal level can or will do anything, because Trump is so consumed with rage and resentment over losing the election.

If anything is done to slow the pandemic, it's up to state and local leaders. And since a goodly share of governors are in the Party of Trump, well, it's going to suck even more if you live in a red state.

For this is the unofficial motto of Trump's Coronavirus Task Force: Die, Fucker, Die.

2 comments:

DTWND said...

Don’t mean to hijack the thread, but if you go to www.loser.com someone redirects it to Wikipedia.

Dale

Comrade Misfit said...

That is too good. So here it is as a clickable link.