Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 12, 2020

Trump’s Roller-Coaster of Doom

We keep going up and up.

2 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Life on an exponential is not where you want to be. This is an explainer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg&feature=youtu.be

BadTux said...

This is going to become worse before it becomes better :(.

I saw my first maskless person in a grocery store today, a homeless dude who was shuffling around in the medications section undoubtedly looking for something with which to get high. Good luck with that in the state of California, which requires pretty much everything that can make you high be sold in specialized stores, not in grocery stores. Can't go down to Safeway for your pot fix, lol!