Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
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Close your strike-through. Does the new Blogger suck or what?
it does, but that was my fault. I hate that I can no longer click on the pencil to edit things.
Funny, I seem to remember hearing from Biden's family last week.
Oh, yeah, different standards.
Damn, B., you really gonna play that dumb? Joe’s wife spoke, among a boatload of other speakers at the DNC. The Trumps are half the speakers at the RNC. Indeed, different standards...maybe he simply needed people not in jail to speak?
CenterPuke88, who's left that has not been indicted or actually jailed? Riance Priabus? That Dancing With the Stars lying spokesmodel?
Yep, saw that coming, the but whatabout... its a syndrome. Very TDS.
Also Dumpf needs people not yet in jail or not yet
wrote a book about his aflictions.
Eck!
CHARLOTTE (The Borowitz Report)—The 2020 Republican National Convention will make history this week when it airs on Syfy for the first time ever.
Harland Dorrinson, a programming executive for the science-fiction channel, called the 2020 R.N.C. a “perfect fit for Syfy.”
“We’d been looking for some fresh science fiction/fantasy programming to spice up our summer schedule,” he said. “We feel like we’ve hit the motherlode.”
Previewing the science-fiction scenarios that the R.N.C. will likely feature, he said, “We’re hoping that Trump unveils some of his amazing mad-scientist potions and Pence does something cool about Space Force. The whole show is very on brand for us.”
The decision to broadcast the R.N.C., however, drew howls of protest from Syfy viewers who were furious to see the Convention preëmpt their favorite programs.
“The Republican National Convention does not belong on Syfy,” one irate viewer complained. “Science fiction has to be at least based on science.”
Funny, B, they could speak.
Is it just this old outlaw, but doesn't it look like Donnie Dollhands Jr has a snoot-full of Peruvian Blue Flake? Pretty amped up, whatever it is, probably adderall or those Trump shaped estacasy pills making the rounds. Him and his hooker girlfriend both.
What is it about the Trumps and bookers anyway's? Yeah, I suppose A girl working her way off the streets of Moscow - Russia, not Idaho - to a suite at the White House is admirable but, seriously? Discounting the divorces I've never had to pay for it. WTF is up widat?
I'm feeling pretty sick. I'm a custodian, there's millions of us. I would never wish this misery on anyone, but they just don't stop. Every day is a socialist conspiracy with these people. They are showing themselves.
I will swear upon my grave, do not be like them.
I'm totally social. I rely on my society.
Socialism? Indeed. They better get some some better dehai, because.
I don't know if you people ever live near a graveyard. I don't know if you even think about them.
In just 100 years we will all be dead. Or maybe today.
Is this the world you ask us to live in?
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