Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Fun for the I-95 Corridor

Hurricane Isaias:

Tracks change, they always do, but as of now, this puppy's going to run right over NAVSTA Norfolk and New London.

Hopefully Donnie Dumbass can keep his Sharpie away from the hurricane maps.


Ten Bears said...

I'm almost convinced there is a god, and she is pissed.

Stewart Dean said...

Nono, Donny will use his Sharpie to make sure it misses Mar-A-Lago. Magic. He will be standing out in front, smiling and watching as Isaias detours a hundred miles out to sea. Magic. And you thought King Canute was hot stuff keeping the tide from coming in. Maybe he'll hold a rally with all the best people on the beach. Mmmm-Mmmm!

Donas said...

Yeah, that'd be great. Fuck up as much shit as possible. Whatever response Trump makes we can turn it against him.

Comrade Misfit said...

Hmph, the guy who cries crocodile tears for Herm Cain has no sympathy for seventy million people.

Dark Avenger said...

Donas, you implied that Donald Trump will always fuck things up. Is this not the truth? Did Mexico pay for the wall as he promised? Are you tired of all the winning yet?

Eck! said...

My motto has been for much of my life...

Be prepared.
Plan for the worst.
Be happy if its not that bad.

I've never been disappointed that a plan went unused.