Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 7, 2020

DON’T FORGET TO RESET YOUR FUCKING CLOCKS TONIGHT, PEOPLE

That is all.

I hate this shit.

Somebody tell Trump that Barack Obama loves these semi-annual shifts of the clock.

5 comments:

Phil said...

Thanks for the reminder. Since most of my crap does it automatically I am good. I saw the title of your post and told The Sandwich Maker though and she went in and reset the stove and the coffee maker.

Gromit said...

This shit should have been done away with long ago, good idea to spread the word that Barak loves it.

dinthebeast said...

If the Democratic party put a plank in their platform for abolishing daylight saving time, they'd likely win in a landslide.

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

Last year or even before we here in Ca. we voted against switching time and it won. Guess where that bill sits now?
On Moscow Mitches desk.
w3ski

Robbie said...

Hahahahaha We in Arizona don't have to deal with this s--t!