Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 6, 2020

Random Child-Rearing Advice.

Posted by on or about 18:52
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4 comments:

B said...

Nice.

1/06/2020 8:10 PM
Anonymous said...

You funny!

1/07/2020 6:21 AM
Borepatch said...

Wolfgang also eats meat. And unlike a cat, he will catch a frisbee ...

1/07/2020 11:15 AM
BadTux said...

In fact, not only do all cats eat meat, all cats *must* eat meat because they're obligate carnivores who cannot manufacture all the necessary amino acids for health from other kids of food. So. My cats eat meat. Fancy Feast Classics, actually, which is meat and cat vitamins (needed because pet food manufacturers aren't allowed to put things like brains and spleens and so forth into pet foods, so otherwise cats don't get all the vitamins they need).

1/10/2020 2:17 AM

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