Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 7, 2019

Miss Lindsey Appears to be Suffering From Trump-Induced Dementia


On September 11, 2001, Barack Obama was an Illinois State Senator. He had no input on American foreign policy, unlike, say, a certain senator from South Carolina, whose picture will be forever in an illustrated dictionary under the entry for "sycophant".

Graham sold his soul to Trump. From what it appears, Trump overpaid.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Ignoring radical Islam? 9-11?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bin_Ladin_Determined_To_Strike_in_US

Wrong guy, Lindsey.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Whatever the picture is of, I’d love to see it...I might need mind bleach, but Donnie has to have a picture of something like Graham getting railed by a donkey.

dinthebeast said...

Mr. Graham already explained his quick-change into Fergus' biggest supporter, he said "I know how to win an election."

-Doug in Oakland