Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Beige Betty

You'll need to have seen this commercial:

For this to seem funny:

Then, there is this:


Ed Baptist said...

I used to to do IT support for a business manager who would promise his office staff "new computers". When the dust settled, it would be obvious that the operative phrase was "new to you".

Paul W said...

I don't have to laugh. My brothers and I lived that world.
My older brother got the 2-door Honda Civic Coupe that died on him in Maryland when I was sixteen and was the source of a non-stop rescue trip from Florida that will forever haunt me.
My twin brother got our grandparents' car after grandma got too blind to reasonably drive it safely.
To keep things fair with my brothers, my dad found a $2000 POS Impala that kept killing five different alternators over a 4-year period.
And my nephew? For his 16th birthday he got a brand new SUV from my parents.
I swear to God, I was born in the wrong family cycle.

Comrade Misfit said...

My nephew got my mother's 11-year old Subie. 27,000 miles on the clock and dented from bumper to bumper.