Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
Nimbler brains than mine will have to tackle that one. Although there is a mental image of Trump with two giant (labelled) fans doing a signalman's "dance" (very stiff-armed) and yelling "Watch the fans!" while his suit melts off that might suffice if I could draw.
Satire is very difficult when those to be ridiculed are more ridiculous or more malign than anyone can imagine.
This picture is too perfect for every one of his foreign adventures:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwsPg04XUAAn_GV.jpg
So is this one:
https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2017/01/0125_Trump5.jpg&w=1484
Post a Comment