Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Frigging Genius; Ski-Jumping Ed.

Rolling tires down a ski-jump.


Because science?

7 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Excellent video. The F1 tyre performed like I expected, too sticky. I'd love to see some "normal" car tyres vs. similar low rolling resistance ones.

Comrade Misfit said...

Clearly the heavy equipment tire would have won if it had gotten some loft from the ramp, instead of just breaking through the end of it.

CenterPuke88 said...

Yea, the more weight equals more distance was working till the ramp dusintegrated like a Republican coalition.

deadstick said...

Reminds me of a shooting game I saw years ago. One guy stands on a hilltop with a supply of old tires with cardboard disks in the center. He sends one rolling down the hill, takes cover, and the other guy opens up on the disks with an AR-15.

Ten Bears said...

We were doing that with deer rifles before ARs were readily available.

The New York Crank said...

The civilian version ought to take place on the streets of San Francisco. And why limit it to tires? Personally, I've always wanted to stand at the top of Nob Hill and roll a bowling ball down Mason Street. Betcha it could knock down a building if you put the right spin on it.

Yours crankily
The New York Crank

Ten Bears said...

I trust, Crank, you would evacuate the field of fire?