Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 29, 2016

Losing Their Shit; LAX Ed.

So the cops there stopped some guy who was dressed like Zorro and who was carrying a plastic sword.

Next thing they knew, everybody had lost their minds.
A false report of gunshots that sent panicked travelers fleeing from Los Angeles International Airport came right after officers with weapons drawn detained a masked man dressed in black and possibly carrying a sword, officials said.

The sword was plastic, but soon after, hundreds of passengers raced onto streets or the tarmac, causing major flight delays that the airport was still recovering from Monday. Video shows at least six officers confronting the man, who was dressed as the fictional crime fighter Zorro, outside Terminal 7 around 8:40 p.m. Sunday
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5 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

Ah Don Diego, I told you that was a bad idea.

- Bernardo

Comrade Misfit said...

Two bits, four bits, six bit, a peso,
All those for Zorro, stand up and say so!

The New York Crank said...

That there black hat and cape....is that some sort of mooslim getup?

Jes' askin'

And if you think that riot was something, wait until the Naked Cowboy comes through security.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

BadTux said...

This is even more ridiculous than the TSA defending us from the awful menace of a 9 year old boy with a pacemaker. Now they're protecting us from imaginary people. Whoa!

Joe said...

Spain was once part of the Caliphate. You never know when they might start backsliding.