Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 21, 2013

The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Al Gore invented the Internet so that his picture could more easily be displayed around the world.

Small rodents present themselves to him so that he may eat them.

People with severe allergies consider themselves honored to have sneezing fits caused by his dander

He is--- The Most Interesting Cat in the World.

(H/T to CP88 for the idea)

4 comments:

D. said...: But when he is ignoring your beer, is the beer he's ignoring Dos Equis? ;-); 9/21/2013 9:46 AM
Eck! said...: And he is pricesless...

Eck!; 9/21/2013 10:22 AM
Deadstick said...: I can't tell if that's true or not. He's ignoring me...; 9/21/2013 10:41 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: Excellently done...and I'm honoured!; 9/21/2013 4:47 PM