Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Asiana Airlines Rethinks Its Lawsuit

So they first were going to sue over their butthurt over their crew's names being given out as: "Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wei Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow".

Now, supposedly because the TV station apologized, they've thought better of it.

Bullshit. KTUV almost immediately apologized on the air for reading those names. I more suspect that Asiana's crack legal team realized the same point that I made before: The airline's reputation was damaged from crashing a triple-7 during an approach in fine weather and killing at least three of its passengers.

Morons.

3 comments:

bearsense said...

...... and the NTSB fired the "summer intern" that confirmed the names.
The one point I still haven't seen addressed is where KTVU got the names in the first place.

hans said...

oh god, that trial would've been so fine... if the airline got it moved to a big stadium [Levi's Stadium should be available by the time the suit got to court] they could sell enough tickets to buy two new Dreamliners and pay off all their other civil cases.

Deadstick said...

It's easy to make an intern take the blame if you agree not to release his name...