Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Channelling the Church Lady; FBI Edition

So, Ibragim Todashev, a pal of one of the Boston Asswipes, confesses to an FBI agent, two Massachusetts staties and several other cops that he assisted the older of the two asswipes in killing three people in 2011 and then he is inexplicably and immediately shot dead just after he confesses?

How convenient.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Isn't it though...

Unknown said...

Apparently, I. Todashev wasn't arrested, he was being questioned, unrestrained, in his home.
He then decided to attack, for whatever reason.
The instant decision to shoot may have been dictated by this:
http://snarkypenguin.wordpress.com/2013/02/23/the-tueller-drill-and-the-7-round-magazine-limit/
(not the post, the Tueller Drill).