Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

The ACLU "Bust Card"

Don't leave home without it.

Seriously, if you fly private planes, you need to have a copy of this with you.

The beauty of this situation, of course, is that this is giving a group of relatively affluent older white dudes a slight taste of what it is like to be driving/walking while Black/Hispanic/Muslim.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

It's getting interesting out there...

bearsense said...

Best advice I ever had regarding "police questioning" (unless you are the one that called them) was to say absolutely nothing other than your name ( Kinda like the Code of Conduct (name, rank, serial number). Don't volunteer anything - it will only work to your detriment.
But Hell EB, you're the legal eagle !!!

Sarah said...

It's a little more complicated than that. Wiki "stop and identify" state laws vary. Some require you to give an address, birthdate, source and destination of your trip... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_and_identify_statutes

But yes, I agree with you.

This (long) video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc is worth watching if you have the time and want some expert advice.