Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 17, 2012

"OK, EF5 Tornado, Pull Over, Yer Under Arrest"

Is there any rational reason as to why NOAA has its own cops?

I bagged off for the afternoon and went to the range because I hadn't been for awhile and because of other crap, I needed to get my head right. I shot two .38s, a Taurus snubbie and a Smith & Wesson Model 19.* The M-19 is scarily accurate, while at the same distance, the snubbie was shooting pretty much to "minute-of-thug". I'll definitely take the M-19 to the next bowling pin match.
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* Both are technically .357s, so sue me.

4 comments:

Pretzelogic in Philly, PA said...

Funny thought - but the ammo's actually for Fish & Wildlife agents, who are "under" NOAA in the govt org chart somehow.

;-)

bmq215 said...

Looking at the comments it sounds like it's for Fish & Wildlife cops, which makes sense. Having done a bit of work on that side of thing I can think a few situations where being armed would be helpful. Nothing quite like angry sportsmen.

w3ski said...

Yea a 'good Smith' can be astounding. I had a "Bangor Ponta(SP?)Smith that was lousy, My next one had a different mark and shot perfect out of the box. Only thing I think more of is a "Python", that is mostly for the Factory trigger job and I can't afford that toy. Much as I would love to.
w3ski

Sarah said...

Policing dangerous fishermen. I see. Entertaining comments on the OP:

"You know, all but the most violent of storms do respond somewhat to a show of arms."