Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Wait, What?

3 comments:

Sarah said...: Pretty funny. There's nothing like a good mondregreen.I always liked listening to O Fortuna with the lyric sheet - don't get much opportunity to practice Latin ( or German ).

Another good one - sometimes - "Bad Lip Reading". It's kind of the inverse, where you can imagine seeing them saying what's been overdubbed.; 7/01/2012 2:26 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...: Wonderful!; 7/01/2012 4:24 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: "Mondegreen", that's a new term for me. I played it while looking at the lyric sheet; the lyrics in the video made more sense. It didn't even sound as though they were singing many of the words on the sheet.; 7/02/2012 11:06 AM