Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
Based on a scale of a couple previous punishments, plus the progression of punishment severity over time:
Pepper spray for crowds of kids that move too slowly;
Jail time for sleeping late;
I think 'goat on roof' requires thermonuclear destruction of the town. Zero tolerance! Zero judgement! Zero intelligence required or tolerated!
Not a comment on this story but I couldn't see a way to send this link to a story about vintage airplane parts being re-purposed as furniture:
The sky’s NOT the limit: Vintage plane parts destined for the scrap heap are reborn as furniture
Many of the scrap parts require more than 100 hours of cutting, grounding, buffing and polishing to be transformed
Their prices range from from £65 for a desk watch to £39,000 for a one-of-a-kind conference table made from a wing
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154448/Vintage-plane-parts-destined-scrap-heap-reborn-furniture.html#ixzz1x7iIzhCm
rdale
The pranksters showed exemplary judgment, and deserve credit. (1)Goats won't fall off the roof and get hurt. (2) Goats are light enough that they could be put up there without heavy equipment, which would be a felony to borrow overnight.
Meanwhile, another principal refused to give a student his diploma at graduation because... get this... his family cheered too loud.
Gosh, talk about overreacting. Sigh.
- Badtux the Educated Penguin
BadTux, there is are terms for what those school administrators are doing: "Holding hostages" and "collective punishment" come to mind. The kid did nothing wrong, but the douchenozzles at the school are punishing him for his family's behavior.
When they promote teachers into administrative ranks, I gather that the first thing that they do is open up their skulls and scoop out their cerebellums with a melon-baller.
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