Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Hollywood Is Full of Morons; Special Effects Edition

This is a screenshot from the trailer to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter:


You likely can see the problem. If not, this is what the Washington Monument looked like in 1860:


To sum up quickly, the cornerstone was laid in 1848. Construction stopped in 1854 when the Know-Nothings[1] got all bent out of shape because the Pope donated a commemorative stone to the monument.[2] Construction didn't resume until 1879; the monument was finished in 1884 and dedicated in 1885, about two months before the 20th anniversary of Lincoln's assassination.

During Lincoln's presidency, the stump of the monument was what was there.
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[1] The intellectual ancestors to today's Tea Party.
[2] Before 9-11, one could walk up or down the stairs in the monument and see the interior commemorative stones.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

Even the Know-Nothings weren't so stupid to think they could vote themselves out of paying taxes.