Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Next GOP Scandal?


Breaking: Anti-Gay Congressman Caught In Affair With Horse
Posted by on or about 08:46
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6 comments:

Bridget Magnus said...

I *really* need to remember to look at urls before I click on them.

2/08/2011 12:21 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Not to mention the tag that says "humor"....

2/08/2011 12:43 PM
montag said...

I still thought Rick Santorum would be the first.

2/08/2011 12:53 PM
bearsense said...

........but it is getting so hard to separate fact from reality, eh ?

2/08/2011 1:22 PM
Lockwood said...

So all that noise about gay marriage leading to bestiality... just wishful thinking.

2/08/2011 5:02 PM
BadTux said...

Folks, this isn't really fiction . Remember, The Onion is America's most reliable news source :).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

2/08/2011 10:18 PM

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