Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Fiction

A second installment in the Carrington story line.

3 comments:

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

May we infer that you are working on the Great American Post-Apocalyptic Novel?

Regards,

Frank

Comrade Misfit said...

Frank,

I don't know if I am. If anything comes of it, it will be more a series of short stories with a common theme. I have done some bit of writing in the past and I never have a plan or an outline. I go where the story takes me.

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

Re: "...series of short stories with a common theme."

Well, that describes Starship Trooper and The Martian Chronicles. Worked out pretty well for Heinlein and Bradbury.

Regards,

Frank, who stands in awe of anyone that can actually write dialogue.