Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You On Your Way Out

Rush Limbaugh is leaving New York City.

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Does anyone know why that fascist gasbag is broadcasting from a studio in New York City in the first place? Surely there are right-wing areas that are accepting of a man who has been married several times and who had a killer Oxycontin habit.

Someone ought to go to Mapquest, print out the directions from Rush's NYC digs to the Chimperor's new neighborhood.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The gasbag was in NY to drum up support in the special election. It would have been a shame if the defacto leadership didn't show up for that.

Comrade Misfit said...

That particular Hindenberg said that he has both an apartment and a condo in NYC. (One to sleep in and one for kinky acts involving cucumbers?))