Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Lou Dobbs's Bloody Hands

An immigrant from Ecuador was beaten to death in Brooklyn by three thugs armed with bottles and baseball bats. They were shouting anti-Hispanic and anti-gay epithets (the victim was walking arm in arm with his brother when they were attacked. The victim, Jose O. Sucuzhanay, had started his own real estate brokerage three years ago.

His blood is on the hands of people like Loud Dobbs and the other hate-talk blowhards who keep railing about the threat of being overrun by immigrants.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

and tom tancredo.. among TONS of others.......

Comrade Misfit said...

Indeed. But I'll start with Dobbs, one of the first-rank bloviators.