Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 3, 2008

You Can't Make Us Do Our Job; NASA Edition

Forced to disclose the results of an air safety study, NASA showed all the petulance and maturity of a tired three-year-old by just dumping the raw data on New Year's Eve. This was little more than a giant "fuck you" by NASA to those who sought release of the study.

The line of "we never intended to analyze the data" sets almost a new record by a Bush Administration official for bald-faced lies. NASA Administrator Griffin needs to be dragged in front of a Congressional committee and interrogated.

Which is a good place for me to offer this modest suggestion: Since the Bush Administration does not believe that waterboarding is torture, Congress should begin waterboarding the senior Administration officials who testify before Congress.

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