Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

More `70s Snark

You might recall the Great J.C. Penney Snarkfest from 15 Minute Lunch.

This collection of studio photos from the 1970s from List of the Day is right up there.

Somebody put the entire 1976 J.C. Penny's Christmas catalog online. Some of it was interesting, such as five-function calculators for over $25. Rifles and shotguns in the Christmas catalog.

But in the tradition of snark, nothing says "go somewhere else for sex" like a long dress made of "nyesta". You can just see the Kathie Lee Gifford family in these dresses.


And did you know they used to sell shorts to wear while shaving? I guess going from PJs to getting dressed was not an option.




(H/T to Better & Better)

1 comment:

Phil said...

Now I know where Laura shops.......