Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Learning English the Japanese Way

I have no clue as to whether or not this is real:

Posted by on or about 07:27

3 comments:

BadTux said...

The Japanese are just weird enough for it to be real. I've seen previous episodes of this "English language instruction" on YouTube and had the same reaction. "WTF?!". But then, there's the recruiting ad for the Japanese Navy. They apparently got The Village People to do the choreography for it (heh!). A nation that can put out a recruiting video like that for its military... well. Who knows?

1/16/2008 11:42 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I've seen that one and a longer version.

Wye, emm see ay!

1/16/2008 12:44 PM
BobG said...

Find a collection of weird things, and it's surprising how many are made in Japan. Check out these.

1/16/2008 2:29 PM

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