Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Bye Bye Bondi

Trump shitcanned Bondi.

The only thing certain is that whoever he chooses to replace her will be more venal, more partisan, more destructive to the rule of law and more fascist than she.

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

...and now she can home and...and...and...do what? Kick the dog once an hour (to keep in training)? What sort of life, inside and out, do these shitheads have when they're not tormenting the world, not acting out some übermenschen fantasy? And the MAGA world gets off its rock from it?
Enjoy your diesel and fertilizer prices...until the next 9/11 gives us a real kick in the ass.

dan gerene said...

It looks like it's going to be Toad Blanche so he can work full time again as Trump's personal attorney with more power as his enforcer and coverup specialist.

Comrade Misfit said...

She’ll get Wingnut Welfare: A full professorship ar a university/law school in FL/TX or a job at a think tank.

DTWND said...

HE CAN'T FIRE HER!!
THE DOW IS OVER 45,000!!!

Dale

Spud said...

Knowing the way this state works , Pam Bondi will probably be our next governor