Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

A Country of Stupid Political Elites

You would think that after Vietnam and Iraq, America would have recognized the danger of giving the president a blank check for foreign adventurism.

You would think. But with a malignant narcissist in the Oval Office, surrounded by a staff of yes-men and at least one low-wattage drunkard, there's not a single adult in the room. Not a single person to say "this is a bad idea, Boss".

As a result, historians are debating which war turned out worse for the United States than Trump and Bibi's Big Beautiful War and they're having trouble. Red Cloud's War was a defeat, but it only postponed things. The only reason that the War of 1812 wasn't a total defeat was that the British were war-weary after a generation of fighting the Napoleonic Wars.

It's time to take the keys to starting wars away from the presidency and give them back to Congress, as the Constitution intended.

Anyway, this is like Trump blockading the blockade:

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