Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 14, 2025

The Epstein Popcorn Franchise

MAGA may be tearing itself apart between loyalty to the Orange Blob and the Epstein conspiracy theorists.

This is what I've never understood: How could all the MAGA conspiracy theorists who have been bleating about Epstein for the last decade or so not know that Trump was his asshole buddy for 25 years? How could they have expected that Epstein's buddy-boy would expose everything?

Prince Andrew is reportedly preparing to dust off his passport after an FBI memo confirmed the agency has closed its investigation into his ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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The memo states no further charges will be laid in connection with the Epstein case, apart from those already brought against the disgraced financier's former associate Ghislaine Maxwell, who is serving a 20-year sentence for child sex trafficking and related offences
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Ka$h Patel, who for years was beating the drums about the Epstein Conspiracy, has apparently joined in. Or so it would seem.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

Slime begets slime and accomplices. That list is likely worth
several hundred million and the death of anyone that know
where it is.

Me ActII butter lovers.

Eck!