Hey, Colt, Get a Clue

Guys, this isn't hard to do, in concept:

Step One: Take a Cobra.

Step Two: Put a 2.5" vented barrel on it, like the old Diamondback.

Step Three: Market it with photos of this guy:

Step Four: Watch the gunternet go nuts and spike demand for years to come.

But, because that may make some kind of sense, Colt won't do it.