Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Monday, July 14, 2025

The Epstein Popcorn Franchise

MAGA may be tearing itself apart between loyalty to the Orange Blob and the Epstein conspiracy theorists.

This is what I've never understood: How could all the MAGA conspiracy theorists who have been bleating about Epstein for the last decade or so not know that Trump was his asshole buddy for 25 years? How could they have expected that Epstein's buddy-boy would expose everything?

Prince Andrew is reportedly preparing to dust off his passport after an FBI memo confirmed the agency has closed its investigation into his ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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The memo states no further charges will be laid in connection with the Epstein case, apart from those already brought against the disgraced financier's former associate Ghislaine Maxwell, who is serving a 20-year sentence for child sex trafficking and related offences
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Ka$h Patel, who for years was beating the drums about the Epstein Conspiracy, has apparently joined in. Or so it would seem.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Slime begets slime and accomplices. That list is likely worth
several hundred million and the death of anyone that know
where it is.

Me ActII butter lovers.

Eck!

B said...

I don't know wht to believe, but the Biden folks seemed to be hiding the client lists and the flight logs, they claimed they existed (and the FBI guy the fired for hiding them obviously thought they existed) they just refused to let them out....

Trump and Bondi promised to deliver them, but now they "Don't Exist" even though they were entered into evidence at the Maxwell trial.

I figure some REALLY powerful people are on the lists.

"Nice family you got there, be a shame if somthin' happened to 'em..."

dinthebeast said...

The main thing here besides the child rape is the betrayal of the Q contingent of Fergus' idiot hordes. Hard to trivialize child rape, but that's what those fuckers are desperately trying to do. Also, Bondi, as AG of Florida may be mentioned in whatever documents do exist.
The prosecution of pedophiles was a major plank in the platform for Fergus' voters, and was just never gonna happen. Remember, this is a man who admitted on television that he wanted to fuck his daughter.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Well, you could start his hedge fund client list.
"I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy," Donald Trump told New York magazine for a profile on Epstein in 2002. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side...
The Miami Herald reports that his abuse of underage girls dated back years.

"This was not a 'he said, she said' situation," Palm Beach Police Chief Michael Reiter told the newspaper. "This was 50-something 'shes' and one 'he' - and the 'shes' all basically told the same story."

"He has never been secretive about the girls," columnist Michael Wolff told New York magazine for a 2007 profile piece, as the case against Epstein moved through the courts.

"At one point, when his troubles began, he was talking to me and said, 'What can I say, I like young girls.' I said, 'Maybe you should say, 'I like young women.'"

However, prosecutors forged a deal with the hedge fund manager in 2008.

He avoided federal charges - which could have seen him face life in prison - and instead received an 18-month prison sentence, during which he was able to go on "work release" to his office for 12 hours a day, six days a week. He was released on probation after 13 months....

The Miami Herald says that the federal prosecutor Alexander Acosta - who was Secretary of Labour in the Trump administration - struck a plea agreement hiding the extent of his crimes and ending an FBI investigation into whether there were more victims or more powerful people who took part. The paper described it as the "deal of the century".

Mr Acosta resigned in July 2019 over the scandal, though he defended his actions as guaranteeing at last some jail time for Epstein.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48913377
Much consistency in the pattern there is. This is the real Pizza Gate