Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 6, 2025

Bezos Finds Another Way to Suck Up

By greenlighting a biopic about a mediocre fashion model from Communist Eastern Europe who married a wealthy American sexual predator.
Harry Turtledove has a casting suggestion for the lead role:

5 comments:

Nebris said...

spits

dan gerene said...

Maybe the new term "Bezos" will replace the older term from the 90's. And Monica Lewinsky will be so relieved.

Michael said...

LOL you didn't complain when Bezos was kissing your liberal asses.

Rich folks know to follow the power, and your side lost most of it aside from domestic terrorism like Banning American Oil production, thanks Mr. Potato Head.

Enjoy a rapidly falling lifestyle as the blowback from Democrat policies and Fed obedience to keep those economic plates spinning to avoid the Greater Depression and America's bankruptcy.

Comrade Misfit said...

Inflation's down, we're not officially at war with anyone, there's no pandemic, let's see if your Demented Orange God can keep that going.

Oh, and did you forget that a quarter of the National Debt was incurred during the last time Your Bloated hero was in office? Yeah, I thought so.

Eck! said...

Actually we did complain about Bezos. However you memory of how
it was is becoming like demented donnie's. But He will fix that and
make reality match your memory of terrible things.

The clown show is just beginning.

Eck!