Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Sanding These Down, Here






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2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I’ve figured out how to slow Trump’s agenda. Talk to him about how the Star Spangled Banner is a weak song, a song for losers…mention the French, Russian and other anthems talk about killing people, and ours just mentions a battle, some guns, a few rockets and a flag. Get him invested in selecting a new national anthem and, incidentally, outraging his base…it’ll tie his administration in knots for months, if not years.

11/12/2024 3:13 PM
dan gerene said...

CP, when Trump gets his selection of the new national anthem he will say, "It's got good beat and easy to dance to." i don't think that "Drumpf Uber Alles" will have that great of a beat. But he can do his used car lot noodle dance to it.

11/13/2024 4:59 AM

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