Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 11, 2024

Deporting Americans

If your father is not a legal resident, then Trump's incoming border czar will deport you, as well.

Former Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Thomas Homan said that “families can be deported” together as a solution to separating families when carrying out mass deportation.

In a “60 Minutes” interview Sunday night, Homan, who was ICE director for a part of former President Trump’s administration, spoke on the GOP candidate’s pledge to implement mass deportations.

When journalist Cecilia Vega asked, “Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without separating families?” Homan responded: “Of course there is. Families can be deported together.”

Homan said he's not going to oversee neighborhood sweeps or build concentration camps, but, Gentle Reader, you have to know that he is lying on both counts. They're not arresting eleven or twelve million people by checking IDs at the factory gates or the fields. And they're going to have to out those people somewhere. Immigrants from Venezuela can't just be frog-marched over the border into Mexico. Mexico has no obligation to take them. They'd have to be transported to Venezuela, which likely won't allow the planes to land there. So we're going to get into a shooting war with a good part of Latin America?

But to the main point: If you're going to round up families because one member isn't a legal imigrant, well, that is some Nazi-grade shit.

And everyone knows it, including the Fat Orange Turd who keeps a copy of Mein Kampf on his nightstand.

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