Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 21, 2024

We're Not Going to Make It, Are We

Costco voluntarily recalled 79,200 pounds of two types of its store-brand butter over the past month because their labels may not have said the products contain milk.

The membership club recalled 46,800 pounds of the Kirkland Signature Unsalted Sweet Cream Butter and 32,400 pounds of Kirkland Signature Salted Sweet Cream Butter.

The 46,800 pounds of recalled butter were distributed to Costco locations throughout Texas.
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The packages of butter list "cream" among their contents, but may be missing the "Contains Milk" statement on their ingredients labels, according to the FDA.

Really? People need to be told that butter is made from milk?

This seems to be a month of idiocy.

2 comments:

Mooneyguy said...

It's likely the law. Listing all ingredients seems like a good idea especially given the plethora of allergic reactions. But it clearly leads to apparent absurdities. What seems obvious to most may not be to others; note the recent election results. It will be tricky to amend the rules without inadvertently creating loopholes that could be lethal.

CenterPuke88 said...

That’s exactly it…the law specifies what must be listed and how. It we don’t enforce a law, then the next time some kid dies from unlisted peanuts, the parents get told “We’re sorry the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups didn’t list peanuts as in ingredient, we just figured it would be clear” and are SOL (and, yes, it’s mainly their fault). The problem here is at what point is it “obvious”…just think about your everyday interactions, and you’ll probably easily be able to name a dozen people that likely shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions because they couldn’t tell you if butter contains milk.