Shorter Bobby Brainworm: "Got High Blood Pressure or Cholesterol? Eat Some Magic Mushrooms."

With our nation's health soon to be in the hands of a brain-damaged crackpot, we are going to be in for a rough ride.

Horse-paste was not effective against COVID. Hundreds of thousands of people died during the pandemic because they were believers in the sort of pseudo-scientific claptrap that Bobby Brainworm was pushing.

Almost 6,000 cases of measles happened in American Samoa, with dozens of deaths, because Bobby Brainworm, among others, pushed people to stop vaccinating their kids. That's what he wants to bring to this country.

But hey, people voted for infectious diseases to make a comeback. Maybe weed will help them with the grief of losing a child to a preventable illness.