Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Sanding These Down, Here






2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I’ve figured out how to slow Trump’s agenda. Talk to him about how the Star Spangled Banner is a weak song, a song for losers…mention the French, Russian and other anthems talk about killing people, and ours just mentions a battle, some guns, a few rockets and a flag. Get him invested in selecting a new national anthem and, incidentally, outraging his base…it’ll tie his administration in knots for months, if not years.

dan gerene said...

CP, when Trump gets his selection of the new national anthem he will say, "It's got good beat and easy to dance to." i don't think that "Drumpf Uber Alles" will have that great of a beat. But he can do his used car lot noodle dance to it.