Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
I remember that show. Like many others it was well done and notable.
Eck!
Bob Newhart - Bus Driver Training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5TTA4f7Q3E
I always liked it when Suzanne Pleshette batted her eyes before delivering her line.
https://clip.cafe/support-your-local-gunfighter-1971/im-a-rotten-shot-getting-awful-tired-of-missing-you/
The genesis of the last scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Au0o-92tEg
My dad had his comedy albums when I was a kid in the 60s. I think we wore them out. If you've never heard them, give them a listen. You'll be glad you did.
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