Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 29, 2024

I Suppose It’s Not True…

...that JD Vance has been banned for life from being within 500 feet of a Raymour & Flanigan store.

But is anyone monitoring his browser history?
Posted by on or about 21:41
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6 comments:

B said...

So yer gonna continue to perpetrate the lie...

Even when you KNOW it is a lie.

So much for integrity.

7/30/2024 7:07 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Oh, give me a fucking break. You have whined, over and over again,that you don’t think I have any integrity.

So do me a solid: Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

7/30/2024 7:15 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

And don’t let the screen door hit you in the ass on your way out.

7/30/2024 8:22 PM
Dark Avenger said...

B, to quote George Constanta, “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”

7/31/2024 9:48 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

DA, or, for that matter, the Orange Felon.

7/31/2024 2:06 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

The TOFF and his cult believe that the 2020 election was stolen, even though there is no proof it was.

So I am free to believe that JD Vance had sex with a couch.

And since couches can’t consent, that means that Vance is a Couch-Raper.

7/31/2024 9:30 PM

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