Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 31, 2024

Because It's Friday

CP 2816:



Please, people: Invest in a tripod. Serviceable ones are cheap enough. (Or use a phone with image stabilization.)
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1 comment:

Stewart Dean said...

AND:
Pan slowly
Adjust camera direction slowly
Zoom slowly.

Video is hard. EVERYTHING needs to be pre-arranged, planned for, staged. You can point and shoot for stills, rapid-fire and throw away 95% of your shots...and stun people with the perfect shot. Video is stone-cold bitch: miss one shot frame, have one photo-bomb, jerk the tripod, not set up the pan head friction right, the list goes on and on. With stills you can capture life; with video you have to stage it....and get it so right that it seems (ha-ha) natural.

5/31/2024 5:32 PM

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