Fly on a 787 Made in South Carolina. Maybe the Wings Won't Fall Off. Maybe

Some of the inspections that the crack workers in South Carolina were gundecking was whether or not the wings were properly attached to the fuselage.

The only thing that Boeing cares about is making more money so that the vultures perched in the C-Suites make even more money. If the airplanes manage to stay in the air, that's a lagniappe.

If one of those airplanes crashes, the passengers' families should be allowed to enter a lottery to be on the firing squads that execute Boeing executives.

There's an old story, from Soviet times, that a tall apartment building was constructed before someone realized that the design team left off the elevators. They were all given apartments on the top floor and ordered to live there. So maybe a couple of 787s with loose wing bolts can be set aside for the use of Boeing's executives and that's the planes they have to fly on.