Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 1, 2024

TRE45ON

That sort of works. Not great, but it works.

Posted by on or about 15:25

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

I make my own bumper stickers. My current one
Trump
Putin
20204
The Evil Empire

But I've got to some magnetic plastic to stick it to, so I can remove it when I park the car. I'd like the car to be whole and undamaged when I return

3/01/2024 3:32 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I added the bumpersticker for you.

3/01/2024 5:38 PM
Iron City said...

Minor suggestion/ edit. Change the color of the bumper sticker to be more like the color of the well-known hats. Then get your Etsy account ready.

3/02/2024 9:26 AM
Ten Bears said...

My first thought was Trump/Putin on a Russian flag as back drop: red, white and blue stripes, but then I remembered that in spite of it all damned few know what the Russian flag looks like: red, white and blue stripes

3/02/2024 10:52 AM
Snowdog said...

my only issue is the hammer and sickle. Trump isn't communist, and Russia isn't anymore either. I'm just waiting for Putin to proclaim himself Tsar.

3/02/2024 1:09 PM

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