Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Oinking These Down, Here











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Ten Bears said...

Good draft horse is far more valuable than a pony. Ponies are for hobbits to ride on adventures, good draft horse can skid house logs, plow a field, turn a Miller's wheel

Keep the hog. Almost vegetarian; there are cleaner meats, not quite so human ...

3/26/2024 7:37 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...

All the lap cats we ever had wanted petting. At Mons Venus you can pet everything but the jewel for a standard lap dance fee https://www.facebook.com/monsvenustampa/

Usually after a fine meal https://bernssteakhouse.com/ on a vendor expense account.

3/26/2024 10:40 PM

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